Best Text Convo of The Week:
E: Want to steal this woman's green MBMJ purse. Doesn't even work with her outfit! Need to rescue it...
A: OMG. Grab and run? Or maybe just hunt down online and purchase?
E: Humph. I guess the latter is the one that keeps me out of county. Hate to pee in front of a crowd.
A: Yes, need to keep you out of county. Also: orange jumpsuits are not in for fall.
E: OMG. I do NOT wear orange well.
A: No one does. Is part of the punishment.