Nordie's Ten Things

Seriously, we keep getting bombarded by so many sources telling us what to get for fall, how is a sophisticated professional such as yourself supposed to know what to buy?

Here's what I think about Nordstrom's Ten Things to Evolve Your Style Right Now (that's a direct quote):

1. The Standout Coat
Fall is the time to buy a great coat if you don't already have one. The best coats are versatile and comfortable. And by versatile, I mean not a weird print or fluorescent orange. When you find one you like, make sure it fits over a tee and your favorite sweater.

2. The Feminine Blouse
I'd say go for it if you are into it, but don't get the $319 one Nordstrom is trying to sell you. Get something super affordable so you can get rid of it when this trend inevitably- and quickly- goes the way of the dinosaur. Also remember that too feminine in the office can come across as immature or even flighty when not done properly. Pair your frilly concoction with serious trousers or a sharp skirt.

3. The Pencil Skirt
Since this is something most women already own, I don't see this entry as a great marketing decision, Nordstrom. I love a pencil skirt, I just don't see how this is some sort of style evolution.

4. The Trouser
This seems obvious, given that temperatures will be dropping and bottomless isn't a professional look at most legal places of business. What you are being told, basically, is that the dress no longer reigns supreme and pants are back.

5. The Statement Necklace
I'm totally on board with this. Get a chunky necklace, get a cuff. Just remember that if you look overwhelmed by your accessories, you have made a poor choice.

6. The Sheath
Buy with caution. If a sheath dress doesn't fit PERFECTLY, it looks cheap, even if you bought the $595 Tory Burch number at Nordstrom. Any pulling looks tacky, people.

7. The Short Jacket
Love it. If you didn't buy one during the last 3 seasons you were instructed on this little item, do yourself a favor and get one already. Modern and typically flattering.

8. The Soft Satchel
Don't get hung up on words like "soft" and "satchel." You are being told that a fairly large, fairly expensive handbag made of nice leather would be a good purchase. What a shocker.

9. A Pop of Plaid
Aside from the kitschy as hell title of this entry, I don't have a problem with a little plaid. Just make sure it reads professional and not school girl. A muted color palette will go a long way toward that end.

10. The Bootie
I have booties on my own list for several reasons: they are cute with jeans, slacks, and tights with dresses or skirts; they are a great alternative to the pumps and other heels I've been wearing this season; and they scream fall. Love them.