Sunday, May 3, 2009

Trend Review: Jelly Shoes

These shoes are $80. They are plastic. They are the stuff little girls' dreams are made of. As in, 6 year old little girls. Should you feel the need to purchase this over-priced piece of plastic crap, ask yourself why you feel the need to succumb to a trend inspired by 6 year olds. Do you skip down the street with your My Little Pony's tail streaming behind you? Do you harbor fantasies of plastic shoes becoming a new wardrobe staple?

This is not even a Wear With Caution item; it is one to be avoided altogether.

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