Top Ten Tuesday

I think every Tuesday should involve a Top Ten list, not only because it's alliterative, but also because it's fun. So, today's is...

TOP TEN REASONS WHY WE DO NOT WEAR CROCS (under any circumstances):

10. We do not pull 14 hour shifts in a hospital.

9. Shoes you can hose off are just unnatural.

8. Sherbet cardis? Yes. Sherbet foam shoes? Hell no.

7. Comfortable does not have to be nauseating.

6. Just because you call something a ballet flat doesn't mean it actually is one.

5. We heart a blog devoted to hatred of them: http://ihatecrocsblog.blogspot.com/

4. They can ruin even the HOTTEST of men or women and their outfits. (Crocs with Seven jeans? Really?!)

3. Any shoes that have charms you can attach to their HOLES are completely wrong. Are we in 3th grade, people?

2. FYI: Shoes you can buy for kids do not belong in adult sizes. And vice versa.

1. Self-respecting professional women do not wear foam shoes. Period.

P.S. smartbargains.com is having their 3 for $99 sale on shoes.