Top Ten Reasons Why Certain Men Shouldn't Wear Facial Hair at the Office (not intended to apply to the 1 in 50 men who actually can pull it off):
10. The Unabomber didn't get promoted either, did he?
9. 70s porn star 'staches do not come across as particularly office-appropriate.
8. Sometimes it's plain just creepy.
7. Baby-faced + beard = pre-teen trying to get into an R-rated movie.
6. Do you really want to look like you can't groom yourself?
5. Razors and shaving cream: fun!
4. Wait...is that DIRT on your lip?!
3. Stubble is not pretty in the office, even for one day.
2. Bald can be beautiful; bald with a long beard, not so much.
1. Accessories for men include shoes, belts, cuff links and the occasional ring. Facial hair is not on the list.