*crickets from approximately 3/4 of the US*
Yeah, I thought so. In Cali, the weather is HINTING at sandal season, but I know that's not the case elsewhere.
So, for all of you who won't be wearing sandals any time soon, I present to you Some Of The Ugliest Sandals Of The Season. You know, so you don't feel like you're missing anything (besides vitamin D and daylight generally).
This is a Gypsy Macrame Sandal. It's $225. Seriously, people, I can't make shit up that's this
This "Stoneham" sandal is $109.95. I don't think I've seen sandals this ugly since the 90s. On men. For increased ugliness, check them out in black.
This is a $75 jelly sandal. I don't give a rat's arse whose label is on these, they are PLASTIC SHOES. Therefore, should you choose the juvenile route of plastic shoes, they shouldn't cost more than $14.99- at Target.
Don't know about you, but these look vaguely spider-like and any shoe that contains or looks like a bug is off my list.
Oh, yay. A bedazzler threw up on these shoes.
And this, gentle readers, is the "indie" sandal for $79.95. Because this is inexplicable to me, I leave it to you to decide what the eff this is for. Cold ankles but warm toes? Whatever it 's for, it looks stupid.