I think it's pretty obvious where you should come down on this craziness.
I present to you, ladies and gents of the jury, Exhibit A, the Cute-opher Columbus Dress:
I shit you not, that is what it's called.
Exhibit B, the Stylish Wanderer Dress:
If by "stylish" they mean Arse Ugly, then I wholeheartedly agree.
Exhibit C, the I Want It That A-Weigh Romper:
Yeah, those ARE boats and anchors you see.
Exhibits D and E:
Yes, I said skort.
And for the love of people with eyes, do not even consider wearing these pieces together.
Exhibit F (for big, fat FAIL), the beyond-preppy Green Boat Print tank:
Don't even THINK of pairing this with crisp white pants and leather thongs.
Exhibit G, the Into The Sunset Tee:
This is passable, but I dread seeing the big orange bulls-eye on one my - or your- girls...
Now I ask you, can you justify a verdict that doesn't condemn these to eternal ugliness?